Elephant!

I watched a video by a woman of Latin background who went to Japan and discovered that the regular sized clothing in stores there were too small for her. So if her moderate (to me, moderate) size is large there, what am I there? Elephant?

Reminds me of my mother having a pair of gray polyester slacks. She was not happy with them; she said they made her look like an elephant. Child me thought they were so cool: exactly the grey of an elephant! I wanted to look like an elephant!!!